pink-talisman:

getting that thing in the mail likeimage

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(via narwhal-noir)

blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

(via pizza)

sashaforthewin:

unclewhisky:

clannyphantom:

if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

You are a mermaid, sir

(via narwhal-noir)

thezefronposter:

can we talk about the gossip girl summary on netflix

thezefronposter:

can we talk about the gossip girl summary on netflix

(via troyesivan)

gallifreyfalls:

This was true happiness

gallifreyfalls:

This was true happiness

(via bbcodycalafiore)

putachild:

reoffend:

My bath bomb decided to turn my bath into a Van Gough painting

How you do that

putachild:

reoffend:

My bath bomb decided to turn my bath into a Van Gough painting

How you do that

(via the-damned-cha)

goodness why

(Source: loomborn, via doctorwhyyy)

ugly:

when someone insults you and your friend backs you upimage

(Source: ugly, via pizza)

deadwright:

songofages:

m0m-jeans:

jonwowker:

s-hmr13:

Why is this so awesome?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT POPCORN? IS THAT CHEESE?

that’s butter

You put melted butter on popcorn?

yes. welcome to the new age.

(Source: foodishouldnoteat, via honestramblings)

save-the-wills:

when you ship something your friend doesn’t

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(Source: skygosh, via rosiedoll)

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

(via blackscarabfilmz)

pajamaben:

"Billy where is your homework?"

"im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it”

(via honestramblings)

cuntphrase:

unpopularqueen:

I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH

are those street names for drugs

(via heliolisk)

meridahair:

thatswhatgeeksdo:

GUYS THIS IS WHY ALL THOSE PHOTOS OF DANIEL RADCLIFFE WITH TWELVE DOGS KEPT POPPING UP THEY WERE FILMING

I liked it better when it was just DanRad randomly smoking while walking a million dogs

meridahair:

thatswhatgeeksdo:

GUYS THIS IS WHY ALL THOSE PHOTOS OF DANIEL RADCLIFFE WITH TWELVE DOGS KEPT POPPING UP THEY WERE FILMING

I liked it better when it was just DanRad randomly smoking while walking a million dogs

(via honestramblings)