grinderman2:

*tips fedora at mosquito* m’laria

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

vaporeowned:

boy: Its like we finish each others sentences

girl: .

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

wizcoylifa:

dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

(Source: falcnpunch, via the-pietriarchy)

spicyshimmy:

spicyshimmy:

*carries a redshirt with me but doesn’t wear it* it’s a metaphor for dying on away missions but i don’t put it on because i don’t actually want to die on away missions

the fault in our star trek

(via blackscarabfilmz)

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via pizza)

disagreed:

do actors ever cringe at their own voice on tv

(via dulect)

mustachio-furioso:

marymorstan:

neyruto:

a dystopian novel about some guy who works in the government and is just trying to get by while some shitty kids try and overthrow society

image

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

“People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.”

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

Any post making fun of Bukowski is a good post.

(via macabrekawaii)

(Source: cachaemic, via blackscarabfilmz)

burntlikethesun:

People keep on doing that, looking at my back. People in the street. Strangers. I just catch them sometimes, staring at me. Like they’re looking at something. And then I get home, and I look, and there’s nothing there.

(via honestramblings)

coolbloqqer:

the worst thing is when someone insults you and they’re right 

(via disappears)

meladoodle:

prosecutorblackquill:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick

(Source: anticrystalist, via pizza)

tardisity:

Concept art for The Fault in Our Stars (2014)

(via cheerokechild)

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

enstarprise:

alegbra:

being 17 is weird because you can get hit on by 14-year-olds and 20-year-olds and it’s THE SAME AGE DIFFERENCE

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It’s also weird because you can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life. You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen

(via the-damned-cha)

pbbbtht:


I am afraid

pbbbtht:

I am afraid

(via cheerokechild)

echoesofoswin:

leonkuwatastonguepiercing:

mukuroikusabaka:

finish this sentence: m

y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.

What the actual fuck

(via cheerokechild)